ducksuck's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Deep South]

ahhh

all your shit sounds the same dawg

you're a good musician, don't get me wrong it just seems like you use the same chords and shit i don't mknow man, it just seems pretty mediocre to me.

[what should this be about?]

really sweet

your other tracks are crap btw.

umm this song should be about fighting fuckin dragons on a mighty steed

The-Eastern-Front responds:

yep, they are all crap =]

[Grand Opening Day]

OMFG!

an actual decent track!

nice job!

[Enharmonics]

WTF

this crap sounds just like the zelda crap.

you probably read music and/or know music thoery and other bullshit or whatever, but honestly you have no hear for music, this shit is totally whack, maybe to logically it fits together, but when i listen to it, i want to kill myself. it sounds completely off key with each other

actually i am so pissed with your music, that i can't even write a decent review.
your shit for music is rubbing off on me!

Garagebandabuse responds:

Ducksuck its supposed to sound off key thats why its called enharmonics I wrote it so that the same notes would line up but put other parts of the sections in other keys and used acidentals to line up the melody.

[Zelda Inspired]

wtf

what is this crap?

zelda inspired? yeah i can see that. i mean if you mean inspired, by the sound of link fisting zelda while she sucks off a donkey.

[Rig - To the Hilt]

it was ok

the drums were horrible, and for one this doesnt sound like techno at all. at the begining it even sounded like idm, but everythimng other than the drums being to loud and overpowering and sometimes off beat, it was pretty good the melodies and such.

Rig responds:

Well, what genre would YOU place this in? And sorry you found the drums too loud, I'll try to watch that in the future. Thanks for the honest review!

[Rig - Nine Years Old]

really nice

kinda reminds me of some elliot smith type shit, i really like it and i could listen to it for quite a while on repeat, like the strings alot more actually then the guitar :P

i honestly thought the strings a little bit more liveliness to the track then the guitar.

overall really good. i hope to hear more tracks like this in the future!

Rig responds:

Me too! Actually, this song was played on the NPR Morning Edition show during a piece about internet music collaboration. It made me happy. :-) Thanks for the review!

[Starlight]

damn

this sucks so much anus. it sounds like a nun is giving rimjob in a ally way

kinglongshire responds:

Well can't say i'm glad to hear you know what sucking anus is like or the fact that you desecrated one of the holy order nuns. But hey...not your cup of tea, some real reviews would be nice instead of just slander.

[No One To Trust]

Lovely!

It Was Really Good The best part in the song was the Bass i think.